Men Are Dumb.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Memory Bank

Women remember everything. I mean everything. Their minds are like huge computers in an attractive body. Women remember dates, times, places, situations and the words people say. Boy, do they remember words guys say (especially husbands).
Guys, have you ever used the wrong words around women? Yup, me too. The bad thing is that ladies will remember the wrong words a looooooong time.

Women remember dates amazingly. I would say most ladies for example, is a human date memory bank. She remembers the date of our first date, first kiss, first time I called her my first wife's name.

When Haroon and I got married, we got married on 12/13/09. At that point, i joked, "If you forget our anniversary, then nothing will be more worse" so that was fun.

Guys can't remember much of anything. Post-it notes are a god send for guys, but then computer monitors become expensive Post-it Note posting frames. Men still forget, because they can't carry the monitors around. Sure, they could type in notes on their Smartphones, but they're too busy checking Facebook.

What is your experience with Memory? 

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